Shakespeare Insult – As You Like It
Thou art like a toad; ugly and venemous.Shakespeare Insult – All’s Well That Ends Well
A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.Shakespeare – Henry V
Thine face is not worth sunburning.Shakespeare Insult 23 – Henry IV Part 1
You are as a candle, the better burnt out.Shakespeare Insults
From The Taming of the Shrew
How foul and loathsome is thine image
Think'st thou, though her father be very rich, any man is so very a fool to be married to hell?
There's small choice in rotten apples
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Ill put a slug between your shoulder blades
Then ask what light through yonder poser breaks?
I hath been iambic on that...
My rhymes are classic
Your crap is drafted by a kindergarten...
Ye hoebag
Youre an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag and no gonads
Egads its so sad
And to top it off
Youre not a doctor
Ive never seen a softer author
You crook, you
I bet you wrote The Twilight books too
Im switching up my style like the Beatles with my pieces,
each is such a wonder with a plethora of features
youre pathetically predictable,
you think your new book might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto Muppet creatures
the Bard is in the building
its a castle Im a boss
I bet Im Parliament.
Im positive, Im killing it,
Im iller than the plague,
I never caught or cholera a baller baller on some cricket bowler business while youre sitting in the bleachers.
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Breath smelleth much foul,
all ye is warped varlot,
my reputation shall not be tarhished,
thy yonder window breaks,
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i have all knowledge in this rapping physiology.
illainous tardy-gaited strumpet
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Love, Brie!!
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