Quote of the Week

Drawing is the honesty of art. To draw does not mean simply to reproduce contours: drawing does not consist merely of line. Drawing is also expression, the inner form, the plane and modeling. See what remains after that. Drawing includes three and a half quarters of the content of painting. -- Jean Auguste Ingres Quote

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Shakespeare Insults

Shakespeare, William (1564-1616), English playwright and poet, recognized in much of the world as the greatest of all dramatists. Shakespeare's plays communicate a profound knowledge of the wellsprings of human behavior, revealed through portrayals of a wide variety of characters. His characters often insult society and each other. When reading Shakespeare as a novel (rather than hearing it as a play, these insults are easy to miss. Some of the insults are obvious and easy to understand. Others take more analysis. Read the insults below and then use the link to make your own Shakespearean insult. Post your insult as your comment.
Shakespeare Insult – As You Like It
Thou art like a toad; ugly and venemous.
Shakespeare Insult – All’s Well That Ends Well
A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

Shakespeare – Henry V
Thine face is not worth sunburning.

Shakespeare Insult 23 – Henry IV Part 1
You are as a candle, the better burnt out.

Shakespeare Insults

From The Taming of the Shrew
How foul and loathsome is thine image
Think'st thou, though her father be very rich, any man is so very a fool to be married to hell?
There's small choice in rotten apples

BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE LINKS TO SHAKESPEARE INSULTS BELOW FOR INSPIRATION AND TRY TO NOT DUPLICATE

99 comments:

  1. Thy bones are hollow; impiety has mad a feast of thee.

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  2. Thou pribbling idle-headed promise-breaker!

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  4. Thou gleeking ill-nurtured worms-meat!

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  5. Thou creeping crook-pated foul deformity!

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  6. Thou mammering idle-headed foul deformity

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  7. Thou crusty reeling-ripe pigeon-egg!

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  8. Thou vain beef-witted scurvy-knave!

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  9. Come, you are a tedious fool. To the purpose.

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  10. Thou artless tickle-brained strumpet!

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  11. for a particular person:
    Though art less than a warped dog-hearted miscreant.

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  12. Thou are a goatish, flap-mouthed, lout!

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  14. Dr.Hayden Hobgood is a bootless fool-born dewberry!

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  15. You...you... LOGGERHEADED DISMAL-DREAMING BLADDER!

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  16. Malek you are a saucy fly-bitten minnow

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  17. Thou logger-headed ill-breeding foot-licker!!!!!

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  18. Marco you are a Infectious Beef-headed Barnacle.

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  20. angel thomas thou is a lumpish doghearted hugger mugger

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  21. Thou infectious, hell-hated , maggot-pie scut

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  22. thou are unmuzzled hell-hated harpy
    <3

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  23. Thou keelie rager is a wart necked fat kidneyed maggot pie.

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  24. Adrianna Miles You rank unwash'd scut(:

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  25. Come bite my thumb!
    I hope you know the stakes
    Ill put a slug between your shoulder blades
    Then ask what light through yonder poser breaks?
    I hath been iambic on that...
    My rhymes are classic
    Your crap is drafted by a kindergarten...

    Ye hoebag
    Youre an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag and no gonads
    Egads its so sad
    And to top it off
    Youre not a doctor
    Ive never seen a softer author
    You crook, you
    I bet you wrote The Twilight books too
    Im switching up my style like the Beatles with my pieces,
    each is such a wonder with a plethora of features
    youre pathetically predictable,
    you think your new book might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto Muppet creatures
    the Bard is in the building
    its a castle Im a boss
    I bet Im Parliament.
    Im positive, Im killing it,
    Im iller than the plague,
    I never caught or cholera a baller baller on some cricket bowler business while youre sitting in the bleachers.

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  26. Thou art a ruttish bat-fowling magget-pie!

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  27. you infectious nut griping scut. AKA Adrianna.

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  28. Molly Millay is a infectious yeasty onion-eyed haggard harpy. She is a fool-born horn-beast reeky scut! ;p

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  29. Lindsey Kimmel is a infectious yeasty onion-eyed haggard harpy reeky scut! :)

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  30. Allison, thou art an Artless Elf-Skinned Flap-Dragon!

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  31. Blaide Puckett thy is a nut-hook pig-faced ill breathed simpleton!

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  32. Thou art an errant, dread-bolted, death token.

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  33. Layson, thou are a dankish milk-livered dewberry.

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  34. thou art mewling fen sucked dewberry. this is fun. haha

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  35. Jarrod, good sir, you are nothing more than a lumpish unwash'd codpiece!

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  36. dj devine is a goatish Elf-skinned hornbeast mangeld toad-spotted bum-bailey ...... lol

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  37. Allison, I give you one last chance to rescind your insult, you Frothy Clapper-Clawed Canker-Blossom!

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  38. thou art a artless, boil brained, loser

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  39. nathan art a yeasty flap-mouthed clot pole

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  40. Good morrow Nathan...
    A bawdy rump-fed scut is thou,
    Breath smelleth much foul,
    all ye is warped varlot,
    my reputation shall not be tarhished,
    thy yonder window breaks,
    thy enter and will decease the hating snakes.
    I believe all of ye owe thy an apolgy,
    i have all knowledge in this rapping physiology.

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  41. Dizzy-eyed


    Coxcomb

    Droning


    Dog-hearted


    Errant


    Dread-bolted

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  42. Sasha Smith! Thou art a logger-headed maggot-pie scut!!

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  43. Mrs. Calhoun, Thou art a Spongey , Swag-Bellied , Pignut!

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  45. coach Lewis you are a bawdy half faced hedge pig

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  46. Jaylin Kelly - you old Gleeking Half-faced looking Coxcomb

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  47. Theron Keller is thou loggerheaded rump fead giglet.

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  48. zack your a goatish fat kindey scut

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  49. Brandon Johnson,
    Thou art a lumpish, elf-skinned, measle!!!
    Love, Brie!!

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  50. hadyen hobgood you venomed fly-bitten boar-pig

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  51. Jalen Dunn thou art an infectious, fen-sucked, hell-hated, ill-nurtured, flax-wench, flirt-gill !!!!!!!(:

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  53. Jarrod M. Piper, I proclaim thee, a frothy, swag-bellied, coxcomb, of a beslubbering, folly-fallen, fustilarian. You... YOU.... SAUCY PLUME-PLUCKED GIGLET!!!!!

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  54. Brie Greer! Thou art a cockered hell-hated clackdish

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  55. Zack is a
    Bootless


    Dizzy-eyed


    Foot-licker

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  56. Natasha Stallings you are a goatish elf skinned clotpole

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  57. Reagan Stallings thou art an artless beetle-brained maggot pie. :)

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  58. Denver tho art a puny plume-plucked measle.

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  59. brandon you are a droning flab-head rump-fed maggot pie

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  60. Brandon Johnson! Thou art a beetle-brained, puny plum-plucked, foot-licker!!!!!

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  61. Denver you are a fobbing elf skinned pig nut

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  62. Ethan Glenn is Spleeny Pox-marked Scut!

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  63. Derek Smith, beware my sting thou incestuous hell-hated haggard!

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  64. Oshea you are a Infectious,Hell-hated,Nut-hook:)

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  65. Sarah Flaherty
    Thou art a Warped Half-faced Harpy

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  66. Jared, thou art a Weedy, Fat-kidneyed, Huggermugger!

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  67. Mrs.Calhoun- You are a loggerhead half-faced hedge pig.

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  68. Jamicheal Morton, you are a Lumpish, Onion-eyed, Pigeon-egg !

    [Ewww]

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  69. Morgan you are a puny half-faced foot licker!

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  70. Martin, you are a gleeking weather-bittin mammet.

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  71. Charidee !
    You are a Yeasty Toad Spotted Vassal ! :) !

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  72. chace is a yeasty weather bitten wagtail

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  73. Antonio, thou art a Infectious,Fly-Bitten,Codpiece

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  74. Brooke thou are a gleeking fool-born maggot-pie!

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  75. oshea you are a yeasty hell- hated pignut

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  76. craig L is a Unmuzzled hell-hated death-token

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  77. Quante Smith, Thou art a Infectious, Fat-Kidneyed Maggot Pie.

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  78. Morgan Lee Statts is a Loggerheaded Boiled Brain Maggot pie

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  79. Zickeya Owsley is a currish dankish goatish person

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  80. Arieonna thou are a puking knott patty pignut

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  81. austin stallings is a artless base-court apple-john
    bawdy bat-fowling baggage
    beslubbering beef-witted barnacle
    bootless beetle-headed bladder
    churlish boil-brained boar-pig
    cockered clapper-clawed bugbear
    clouted clay-brained bum-bailey
    craven common-kissing canker-blossom
    currish crook-pated clack-dish
    dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole
    dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb
    droning doghearted codpiece
    errant dread-bolted death-token
    fawning earth-vexing dewberry
    fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon
    froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench
    frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill
    gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker
    goatish fly-bitten fustilarian
    gorbellied folly-fallen giglet
    impertinent fool-born gudgeon
    infectious full-gorged haggard
    jarring guts-griping harpy
    loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig
    lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast
    mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger
    mangled hell-hated joithead
    mewling idle-headed lewdster
    paunchy ill-breeding lout
    pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie
    puking knotty-pated malt-worm
    puny milk-livered mammet
    qualling motley-minded measle
    rank onion-eyed minnow
    reeky plume-plucked miscreant
    roguish pottle-deep moldwarp
    ruttish pox-marked mumble-news
    saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook
    spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg
    spongy rude-growing pignut
    surly rump-fed puttock
    tottering shard-borne pumpion
    unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane
    vain spur-galled scut
    venomed swag-bellied skainsmate
    villainous tardy-gaited strumpet
    warped tickle-brained varlot
    wayward toad-spotted vassal
    weedy unchin-snouted whey-face
    yeasty weather-bitten wagtail

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  82. Thou art an impertinent, ill-nurtured, lout!

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  83. Thyself is a Tardy-gated: weather-bitten wagtail!

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